EVANSTON—Students received a message from President Morton Schapiro Monday afternoon regarding the upcoming announcement of an unprecedented alumni donation. This donation will be honored on Wednesday, January 28 at a special ceremony led by Schapiro himself. Following the announcement, speculation concerning the identity of the magnanimous benefactor plagued the student body. Rumors of Chester M. Hanks (a.k.a. Chet Haze a.k.a. Tom Hanks Jr. a.k.a. Mr. Wonderful) involvement have been quashed by the most recent update from the Office of the
We at Flipside felt our readers deserved at least a taste of what might have been had administrators watched past “The One the Morning After.”
After taking a trip to the pork supplier itself, The Flipside has discovered what is keeping the meat from flowing: protesters. The pigs of Chipotle have decided that they have had enough and have taken to the streets to protest for better conditions.
Last week, Snapchat finally stepped up its game and created a new feature that allows college students on their specific campuses to post Snapchats to a story called “Our Campus Story.”