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This unparalleled honor bestowed by the only satirical publication on campus is unique in its appreciation of the undervalued.
“[Tech] is a maze, man. I didn’t think I’d ever get out,” he said, still squinting from daylight. “I can’t believe more people haven’t gotten lost trying to find the Einstein’s in here.”
After reading the dozens of nightmarish police reports, the Evanston City Council decided that action had to be taken in order to guide rebellious college students off of the teetering edge of certain death by raging fires.