Earthquake Hits Chile, U.S. out of Fundraising Ideas
"'NU Stands With Chile' doesn't really flow as well"
Student Voted ‘Most Likely to Succeed’ Already Failing
March 03, 2010
EVANSTON – Weinberg freshman Joe Krawson disappointed his high school graduating class on Monday when he received a failing grade on his macro-economics midterm exam, earning only 23 points out of a possible 50. Only 6 months prior, the 382 seniors of Krawson’s Washburn High School in San Diego, California had voted him the [...]
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UChicago Sends Rejected Applicants “Congratulation” Letters
March 03, 2010
CHICAGO – Often found fantasizing about what life would be like if he got into his college of choice, Stanford University, area high school senior Sam Nix was pleasantly surprised when he visited his mailbox Tuesday afternoon. It did not contain a letter from the private school in Palo Alto, CA, but a big packet [...]
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Blagojevich Advises Paterson On How To Cash In On Publicity
March 03, 2010
Evanston, IL- Prompted by the recent success of Illinois ex-governor Rod Blagojevich’s talk about ethics at Northwestern University, New York governor David Paterson has decided to host a seminar about the importance of vision in government. Former governor Blagojevich takes credit for helping Paterson to see the light. “I just told him about how [...]
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Men’s Figure Skating Fashion Round Up
March 01, 2010
From the Northwestern Flipside Olympics correspondent. Find out who were the best and worst dressed male figure skaters.
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Illegal Canadian Population Reaches 6
February 24, 2010
In a stunning turn of events from the White House this past week, the president has been partially pulled back to the border debates of yesteryear with the latest in the shocking development that yet another Canadian had made it past the notorious 5 foot stretch between Canada and the US known in some circles [...]
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Student’s Facebook Mysteriously Undergoes Massive Changes All at Once
February 24, 2010
EVANSTON — Around 3:30 a.m. on Friday, Northwestern sophomore Alec Miller overhauled his Facebook, including changing his interests to men, his status to “I love the smell of dick in the morning” and his birthday to that day. “I no we have nott spoken in monkths,” writes Miller on his ex-girlfriend’s wall, “but my tiny dick [...]
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