The other major reform I would suggest is that McCormick split its “Whole Brain Engineering” program into academic courses of study into Right Brain and Left Brain Engineering…Right Brain engineers wouldn’t need to learn any of that math shit, while Left Brain engineers would be exempt from DTC or any other course that involves communication with another human being.
While many assumed they must be working on a new building or the steam pipes or something, it turns out that they aren’t actually building anything at all, so don’t worry about it.
And you claim to be better than me because of your brains? Say that again after I kick you into the Lakefill, King Dweeb.
The instigator of Enright’s ire was a platter of carrot muffins in the dining hall’s vegan section.