By Pope Benedict XVI

EVANSTON—Help!!! I’m trapped inside the Sheil Catholic Center. Can’t you people see me banging on the window? I’m trapped for Pete’s sake! I don’t know how, but I woke up in a strange place and the next thing you know, I’m tiny. They shrunk me so that I can’t escape what has become an impenetrable fortress. Someone needs to do something. When I find out who’s done this, they’re most certainly going to get excommunicated, I mean big time. Well, it’s not so bad I guess, I could be shrunk and trapped inside a Protestant Center instead.

Idea: Peter Luckow
Article, Picture: Nick Zessis
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