Pope Shrunk, Trapped Inside Catholic Center
By Pope Benedict XVI
EVANSTON – Help!!! I’m trapped inside the Sheil Catholic Center. Can’t you people see me banging on the window? I’m trapped for Pete’s sake! I don’t know how, but I woke up in a strange place and the next thing you know, I’m tiny. They shrunk me so that I can’t escape what has become an impenetrable fortress. Someone needs to do something. When I find out who’s done this, they’re most certainly going to get excommunicated, I mean big time. Well, it’s not so bad I guess, I could be shrunk and trapped inside a Protestant Center instead.
Idea: Peter Luckow
Article, Picture: Nick Zessis
Camera Used for Picture: Nicky Brailas