We engineers never have any need to go to south campus, but in case you accidentally find yourself there, here are some descriptions to help you get a lay of the land and get back north as fast as possible.
Kresge – The Tech of south campus. When south campus people say that they get lost in Tech, pretend they said Kresge and you will understand their pain.
Main Library – An inferior version of Tech Library. From an architectural standpoint, a disaster.
Kellogg – Where to find the people who will finance your next project.
Norris Student Center – Try to make your way to the game room in the basement, but don’t get trapped among the socializing students who will block your path.
CRC – Slivka for communications majors. Complete with the same haughty sense of superiority, except in this case they didn’t earn it.
The Rock – Just like Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson, the Rock is a shameless promoter and has even been in some low quality films and plays.
Fran’s Café – Lisa’s for Theater majors.
Sorority Quad – Does not compute…