5 Horrifically Offensive Halloween Costumes You HAVE to See
We here at the Northwestern Flipside pride ourselves on being open-minded individuals, but Halloween is a sensitive time for many, and some people out there are just such sick pieces of shit that we had to compile their outrageously offensive Halloween costumes into a photo gallery and give it a title market-calculated to get as many page views as possible.
We hope you can make it all the way through this gallery without smashing your computer screen in rage. These scumbags really are the lowest of the low.
5 Horrifically Offensive Halloween Costumes You HAVE to See!!!
Look at this smug little fucker. Look at that dumb fucking grin on his face. This little bastard steps on Ladybugs for fun. Sometimes he eats them. And then he DARES to disrespect their memory like this? I hope someone steps on YOU, baby.
Filthy Anti-Semite! Did it ever occur to you that Jews and Muslims are allowed to celebrate Halloween now? It’s not 1920 anymore, and we HAVE to learn to respect that Jews and Muslims will be attending our Halloween parties, whether we want them there or not.
The worst one yet! Doesn’t this unrepentant asshole know that Elephants are being murdered in Africa RIGHT NOW for their ivory?!? Ignorance is no excuse for an offensive costume, baby! You better get cracking on your apology letter now. I bet you’ll write it with an ivory pen too, you little prick.
Show-off. Just because YOU can grow a glorious orange Viking beard doesn’t mean you should rub it in our faces! I’d grow a beard like that if I could. Besides, maybe I can’t because I HAVE CANCER. I don’t, but did you ever consider that I might? Offensive. Next.
Okay, hold up. This one’s actually vaguely offensive. Yeah, he might be Jewish, but the kid, like, JUST got circumcised. Making him wear that thing is just cruel. Also, how come all the babies in these stock photos are white? Seriously, go Google “baby costumes” and try to find a brown baby. Shit’s tough.
I'm starting to wonder why I limited myself to only writing 5 of these. They take like two minutes each, and they're so intellectually lazy that I could keep cranking them out from now until they're relevant again next year. Happy Halloween.