5 Hot Spots Guaranteed to Get You a Second Date
Northwestern students often complain about the dating culture (or lack thereof) on campus. So we at Flipside have put together a foolproof list of creative locations that will have that hottie you’ve had your eye on ready to commit.
1. Frat Party
There’s no better place to get hot and heavy than a hot and sweaty basement surrounded by mediocre and inebriated dancing. Is her voice annoying? Perfect, you won’t be able to hear each other anyway. You’re ahead of the game when it comes to ignoring everything she says.
2. Plex West Dining Hall
You know that little room in the back? It’s the perfect romantic spot for a dinner for two. Pull out the rolling chair for her and tell her to relax. Order a double cheeseburger for yourself, make a salad for her, and dim the lights. Before you know it, she’ll be feeding you bites of said salad. (Pro-tip: put things that taste good in the salad Pro-tip2: If you live in Plex and the night is going well, you don't even have to go outside!)
With such options as Frontera, Starbucks, and Dunkin Donuts, the student center is the perfect place to bring your date. Not only will you be able to use equivalency meals (ay you don’t even have to pay real money for her meal), you’re going to see everyone you’ve ever met. So later, when you’re bragging about how you went on a date, your friends will all believe you.
It’s a well-known fact that that sour cream and guac are aphrodisiacs comparable to oysters or lobster, but what you might not have realized is just how hot you look while wrapping your mouth around that huge burrito, or licking the dripping salsa from the bottom of your taco.
5. Your Dorm Room
Because nothing says “Hey, you have a great personality and I want to spend more time with you” like watching a movie on his bed among dirty socks on the unwashed sheets his roommate puked on during Wildcat Welcome. If you look up, you even notice all of half naked pictures of Kate Upton on his wall.