Turns Out Club Penguin was Muslim
The site’s Muslim identity has been a well-kept government secret for years, but a recent incident involving newly inaugurated US President Donald J. Trump spelled doom for the beloved children’s virtual world/slavery simulation. In a follow up statement, the White House stated that its actions were a national defense decision, citing the danger of “radical Islamic Penguin Terrorism.”
In the recent hours since the statement, millions have begun the debate on whether it is unconstitutional to suspend a website based on its religion. The United States Supreme Court is expected to make a decision sometime in the coming months.