Sophomore Remains Unfazed by Read Receipts on “Hey” Texts

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When asked how he met his “elusive vixen,” Lutz’s described a meet-cute for the ages: “I was swiping wildcards at SPAC and I refused to give hers back until she gave me her number.  She did not wanna do it. She even threatened to call security. It was hilarious. But I got it.”

The freshman, saved as “Kim (gym)” in Lutz’s contacts, initially declined to comment, but after numerous emails from our staff, she finally reached out to explain that she’s “just sooooo busy” and “just focusing on school rn ha ha.”

Lutz does not see this is any sort of deterrent, however. “I’ll probably keep texting her. I read on Total Frat Move that chicks are at their horniest at like 2am, so probably then. Why would I stop, anyway? I know she digs it.”

 

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