Melania Concerned with How to Represent a Country She Isn’t From


Melania discussed how her attempts to copy another First Lady ended in disgrace when everyone made fun of her for doing it. “They all seemed to love Michelle, so I thought by giving the same speeches and wearing the same dresses as her, that would be the best way to be First Lady. But then they all started laughing at me and made mean memes about me, so now I don’t know what to do.”

Since then, Melania considered going back to Slovenia to escape the horrors of being First Lady of the United States, but sources have confirmed that President Trump has refused to let her go. “I’ve given everything to him; I gave him our lovely son Barron and still stand by him even as he sends this nation to the crapper, but he refuses to listen to any of my demands.” However, recent sources have confirmed that Melania has found the perfect way to be First Lady: staying holed up in Trump Tower raising her son, giving her the peace of mind she needs during this change while also screwing the nation out of millions to keep her as secure as a Disney princess.

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