Students have been advised to ask the Rock out for a cup of coffee or a nice dinner before taking things to the next level.
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It has also been rumored that the board may be holding auditions for a penny whistle player the lead the army of awkward and purple-clad freshman onto Ryan Field during halftime.
“The first time he locked me out and I tried opening the door, he yelled ‘don’t come in!’ with an alarming amount of panic in his voice, so I naturally assumed he was in there with a girl.”
Freshman Savannah Grant told reporters she has been receiving unsolicited e-mails from a mysterious ListServ for over four months now.