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Author Archives: Sarah Lowe
He then proceeded to turn on the shower to wash off all the excess beer that had dribbled down his neck and chest.
This is reportedly the seventh time lecture has been derailed by this repeat offender with no sign of remorse.
“A few days before the election, our headquarters were broken into. I almost didn’t notice until I tripped on a heavily annotated copy of Dostoevsky’s The Idiot.”
Then it hit me. This map was no perimeter for moral degradation and clinical diseases: it was a guide to discovering the hidden truths of Dillo—and human flesh.
Her itinerary includes nine drinks, three frats, two random boys, and one trip to Lisa’s to end the night.
“Many of us have returns in our trunks and they’re having a great sale—20% off to accommodate the 20% less we get on our paychecks.”
His classmates can’t wait for him to go to a small liberal arts college, where he’ll eventually become philosophy professor and never be heard from again.
The Trump transition team suggested that the job offer was Hillary’s biggest win since the popular vote.