Currently, he is yelling frantically into his Bluetooth in fast-paced Spanish, interspersed with the occasional “SHIT SHIT SHIT” as he pounds the dash. Should I be worried?
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Students have been advised to ask the Rock out for a cup of coffee or a nice dinner before taking things to the next level.
The course list includes “Melanin: It Comes and Goes,” “Social Struggles and Never Fitting In,” and “How to Deal with White People Guessing Your Ancestry.”
Reports indicate that only an individual who has achieved greatness at Northwestern will be able to remove the weapon from the Rock.
“DRAM is bopping he’s so jazzy and smooth I love this but also when do I get redrunk.”
“You know these kids are just gonna buy a new ID after you take it from them. So why not start up a side business?”
And to all the haters: “Y’all can Bop-It, Twist-It, Pull-it, and Suck-It.” Peace, Bitches.
Area student Eric Shaw, WCAS ’19, has reportedly come crawling back to the political science quiz he was going to drop.
“You tell yourself that you’ll be different. That you can break the mold and keep studying.” he added. “But I’ve got news for everyone out there: you’re wrong. Don’t become another statistic.”
“I’m actually kind of relieved. I thought he was angry at me because I’m black,” Howard said.