Category Archives: Drunk Dillo
10:07 – red bull walking around? Giving out energy. Tastes like hand santitizer fucked an old eaten melon.
Editor’s note: This article was written by an actual drunk student, and, as such, has been left completely unedited. itss been too long since we’ve published a drink article, (auto-correct) dillo day for reals, typing on my phone. More later. Aaaand some chick is throwing up in the byshes pre 11am. Classsss. Some lady just asked me of I could see her flask. I couldn’t. We’re friends now. I forgot to tell you Chet haze grabbed my friends butt true story bro. Gah
This article was written by an actual drunk man and left unedited for effect. There are days in our lives when greatness is thrust upon us. There are also days wehere we drink a shit ton of alcohol and have fun Guess which one dillo day is? Hint I uncle jose cuerva making a visit. So today is chill and all with all the bands. The new pornographers were surprisingly clothed. I mean can you pronographize (the verb of pornography)
By An Actual Drunk Man* So its been a great dfay. It’s been fucking difficult trying to login to write this ariticel. I mena so what if my password was wrong the first threew times shouldnty i still be able to use my free speech. Its the first ammendment. I shall not be silenced by the password code. What was i writing abouyt? of yeah dillo day. Dydude we dont evewn have any armadillos here . ity should have