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Hobart is the 77-time winner of the award for “Most Poorly Named Women’s Residential College.” Really, everyone calls this place Ho-House. But it’s in the sorority quad, so you’re practically a sorority girl, right?
“If all goes well with this pilot program,” the email continued, “we will offer Sunday classes in the 2015-16 school year.”
We’re fully aware that your priority number is shit.
What drunken tales haunt thy seats
Of poorly conceived mixer themes
and awkward hookups, or of both,
In Allison or the frat house?
What men or frat stars are these? What maidens put out?
Creator Was Considering Giving Archie Superhero Powers, Decided against It
The FIRST thing I’d like to ask is who is the “WE”? The Northwestern community? Morty and Coach Fitz? Willie and the mouse he just caught? NO. It’s the PATRIARCHY.
In the same way that my favorite local co-op, The Village Carrot, fosters a vibrant local community while providing delicious locally sourced products, which in turn promotes a more sustainable world, the “We Will” campaign will do that stuff too.
Critics rave about life in Ayers, saying “It really isn’t that bad,” “Save yourself,” and “I want to die.”