Category Archives: No. 146
When I was three years old, my Pa-Paw handed me a bucket of corn and told me to get to work. I’d never done this before, but three-year-old me picked it right up.
“Just not looking at their pictures you can’t tell that they aren’t completely different, with almost no recognizable similarities.”
“Communications and International Studies were born to be together. I vow to take charge and create a singular, united Fairchild to rule Northwestern!”
This unparalleled honor bestowed by the only satirical publication on campus is unique in its appreciation of the undervalued.
“[Tech] is a maze, man. I didn’t think I’d ever get out,” he said, still squinting from daylight. “I can’t believe more people haven’t gotten lost trying to find the Einstein’s in here.”
With the annual homecoming dance game approaching this Saturday, the Flipside knows you have a special someone on your mind. Whether its the cute girl in your chemistry lab or the cute girl in your physics lab, these innovative ideas will be sure to get you the date of your dreams. It’ll be the homecoming you always dreamed of, and more.
Northwestern Announces Campus Live-In Requirement for Sophomores: Dormcest Officially 200% More Awkward
After reading the dozens of nightmarish police reports, the Evanston City Council decided that action had to be taken in order to guide rebellious college students off of the teetering edge of certain death by raging fires.
“Spending all that energy walking is a total waste of 100 calories, especially because my girlfriend’s only on the 14-meal-a-week plan.”