Reports surfaced today indicating that privileged fuck Eric Beltran, WCAS ’16, has his summer plans figured out while you are no closer to an internship than you were before you started binge-watching “Friends.”
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“Luke for fuck’s sake will you CUT IT OUT?”
2007 was really the golden age for a lot of popstars, but none so much as Britney Spears. Sure, she’s done some stuff since, but the only Britney we want has a shaved head and brandishes an umbrella.
The five individuals compared schedules day-by-day, searching for one hour at which they would all be free. Finally, two members sacrificed prior commitments to free up one hour on June 16, 2018.