Category Archives: No. 176
With family weekend imminent, former engineer and freshman Cole Thompson finally came out to his parents as an SESP transfer. “I just had to—I couldn’t keep living a lie,” Cole said.
But before we start this dialogue, we should have another dialogue regarding the “ground rules” for this dialogue to ensure that the actual dialogue we have is as fruitless and inoffensive as possible.
Faced with the possibility of dragging his loathsome virginity into the third month of college, Thompson requested that when his dad comes for Family Weekend, he brings his game.
Self-published author and stay-at-home dad Roger Slate proudly announced this past weekend that his latest novel Long Live Louis King met his lofty goal of selling thirty-five copies.
Multiple sources are reporting that area orphan Nelly Pager, WCAS ’19, is allegedly not terribly excited about the extensive programming Northwestern has planned for its annual Family Weekend.
In a back and forth game that came down to the wire, Northwestern could not overcome the daunting opponent and lost to the bye week.
Local resident Miles Bell, 28, was outraged by the cultural appropriation of paganism that took place his past Halloween.
The Big Ten announced Monday in a press conference that all Northwestern home football games will now start at 8:00 a.m.
Sources report that a fat old guy is going to say some words during a speech on November 4th at Northwestern.