Category Archives: No. 189
Growing up with hippie parents in a nudist commune in rural Argentina, Holmes had no experience with Christianity.
Some former dancers have revealed the particularly decrepit conditions inside “the tent,” as it’s popularly called on the inside.
When asked about his role playing abilities in bed, Nosh stated that he got his abilities from hundreds of hours of Dungeons and Dragons, tabletop games, and live action role-playing.
Sources say executive members hope to top their earnings from last year so they can help more starving children or people with cancer or something like that.
I mean I had no idea. Pablo never once told me he had any sort of relationship with Kanye. The man is insanely modest.
I heard that some of you little princesses thought we were going easy on you. Well get ready bitches, because I’ll show this sorry excuse how to haze.
“Jesus cannot be defined by labels,” said Cara Manns, treasurer of Cru. “Everyone wants to fit him into this tiny box of white or black or whatever, but you just can’t. He is racially ambiguous.”
In an unprecedented turn of events, the Oscars have handed the Best Actor award to a non-human, who in fact was not even originally nominated for the award.