“I’m a college student paying over $60,000 for tuition, and $15 dollars per thing of e-juice. There should be cheaper options in the area.”
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“The only time I have to myself is on my walks through the woods near the kindergarten.”
Brian McNulty, one of the workers who found Group 193, described the scene as “the single most confusing thing I have ever stumbled upon.”
Sucking a dick is just one of the many skills this wunderkind has mastered.
“It just seems like it’s our turn. Where’s our Alicia Machado moment?”
“My friends used to ‘Praise Yeezus’ all the time in Idaho, and I just thought it was something people said.”
The costume has already sold out through online pre orders, but Norris assures that they will restock soon.
Stevens said that he first started worrying about his roommate when he “walked into the room one night at 1:15 a.m. to find Jason sitting in the dark at his desk, watching porn and eating Pad Thai.”
“We can get brunch as a PA group and try each other’s food without having to ask for a sterilized fork now; it’s very liberating no homo.”
“I love my son and all,” said mother Isabel Byrne, “but sometimes he can be such an asshole; and when he gives me that dumb looking smirk, I sometimes feel like hitting him with my car.”