Category Archives: Issue 205
“Each time he texted me something cute—and we’d text for hours—I’d blush and daydream for 10 minutes. There’s not enough time in a day for all of that, with homework, classes, and my weekly lab.”
He has already completed his foreign language requirement, his major requirements, five of the six distro areas, and, for some reason, a minor in geography.
More and more Americans are becoming convinced that these were less consensual acts on Mr. Trump’s part than they were an unasked-for hammering.
“I’ve never had a history of sleep talking and, more importantly, I’ve never read the damn thing!”
Despite the sea of people that also received her plea, you should feel honored. Be gratified.
“I can say racist stuff too. If the American people want me to drop a couple slurs here and there, I’ll gladly do it for the good of America.”
As repeatedly cited by Donald Trump during tonight’s debate, NAFTA exists. Soon, it might not.