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According to witnesses, Johnny opened up his laptop’s documents folder to find the resume he had used to apply to work at as a grocery store stock boy five years prior.
“How did he get such a good idea? If I ever get a girlfriend, I know what movie I’ll watch.”
“Thinking of cleaning out the old fridge,” Orozco said in a 3:21 a.m. tweet. “Want to wait until the time is right, though.”
Many sources have speculated that this development will surely be good for Northwestern morale.