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As a result of the violation of disciplinary probation, and for no other reason whatsoever, the members of SAE currently living in the on-campus house must move out by May 6.
“I can’t go into specific details about my business operations due to the competitiveness of the market. However, I will say that the demand by clueless freshman for small green-colored herbs was significantly higher yesterday than any other day of the year.”
Sources close to Morty revealed how glad he is to have places like this on campus where he can just go chill out, smoke, and not have to worry about being attacked for who he is.
I have three midterms coming up, and I told my friend I’d get dinner with him soon. I just can’t do 4/20 until early next week at best,” Palmer said as he crammed for a reading quiz.
“You know, it’s guys like him that remind you that chivalry isn’t dead. It’s just creepy and horny.”
As of yet there is no plausible explanation for why the high school student has gone missing.
[Butz] proceeded to play a game of Two Truths, One Lie that turned into a dogmatic rebuttal to all common knowledge about the Holocaust, to the increasing discomfort of the Fraternity members.
“Once he gets an idea in his head you better make sure you hide the high-energy combustibles or he’ll get in there, believe you me.”
But Trump has held firm during this criticism, tweeting out that “shooting journalists is a great activity for our nation’s kids; how else are they going to learn how to get rid of fake news.”