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As a result of the violation of disciplinary probation, and for no other reason whatsoever, the members of SAE currently living in the on-campus house must move out by May 6.
“I can’t go into specific details about my business operations due to the competitiveness of the market. However, I will say that the demand by clueless freshman for small green-colored herbs was significantly higher yesterday than any other day of the year.”
Sources close to Morty revealed how glad he is to have places like this on campus where he can just go chill out, smoke, and not have to worry about being attacked for who he is.