Category Archives: Nation
Thanks to a team of crack investigators, reporters have heard directly from inside sources that, in fact, Disney-owned Club Penguin is Muslim.
“Running is just one part of it; I’m also going to be eating healthier and keeping a track of my daily activities.”
“Many of us have returns in our trunks and they’re having a great sale—20% off to accommodate the 20% less we get on our paychecks.”
“Many of my sources have commented on [the recent change]. One of them compared it to high school senioritis.”
While congressional Democrats have cited Mr. Vutin’s connections to Russian politics as both risky and say that he “isn’t even trying anymore,” President-Elect Trump stands by his candidate.
The address will be supplemented by recurring segments on fashion trends, daily sports picks, and live reactions to Trump tweets.
The truly unpresidented move comes as a surprise for the country, though it is not unusual considering his string of cabinet nominations that seem to involve people whose beliefs represent the opposite of the jobs to which they were appointed.
So far, IHOP executives are “excited to have him aboard” and describe him as doing a very good job.
Mimsy, a fucking moron, agrees that weed lets people connect and try to get along.