these beats are, in fact, sick, but unfortunately never saw the light of day because “they would have blown the American public’s mind, figuratively, of course”.
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“It’s not like we haven’t tried,” said Ainsley.
After grabbing an unmarked yogurt from the company refrigerator, he knew he had to speak up against the injustice.
An overly nonchalant caption, exclusively in lowercase letters and overwhelmingly blasé, follows each post.
At press time, the White House was frantically sandbagging the doors and windows as neat regiments of transgender Navy Seals politely waited outside to have a word with the commander in chief.
We spend all this time wondering if Betsy DeVos knows where Oregon is, but good ol’ Mark barely even recognized it as a real state. He saw a wonderland full of steamboats, fishermen, and abolitionists.
But Trump has held firm during this criticism, tweeting out that “shooting journalists is a great activity for our nation’s kids; how else are they going to learn how to get rid of fake news.”
Tandel Jr. drives the first Smart Car to be rigged up with an 850 horsepower engine.
Thanks to a team of crack investigators, reporters have heard directly from inside sources that, in fact, Disney-owned Club Penguin is Muslim.
“Running is just one part of it; I’m also going to be eating healthier and keeping a track of my daily activities.”