Category Archives: Opinion
When “Mary” eventually responded, I almost threw my computer out the window for the second time.
After hearing my friend Tamara mention in Econ this morning that she had plans Saturday night, I came to the natural conclusion that there has to be a party.
If we believe hard enough, Bernie will soon be turning those tweets into amendments.
My roommate’s personality has made Northwestern bearable for me—be it through his humor, spontaneity, determination, or, of course, his oddly comforting night-screaming.
At least Leatherface doesn’t care how your last interview went.
“I get a lot more of my news from uncomfortable urinal conversations when I decide to pee adjacent to another dude in an empty restroom than I do from the Daily.”
Mayfest was already asked to endure a hardcore pounding for a whole year, so a more subtle and sensual approach could act as better positive encouragement.
10:07 – red bull walking around? Giving out energy. Tastes like hand santitizer fucked an old eaten melon.
I just sat there in my chair, wondering how this happened and trying not to be labelled a gay-hating misogynist with a small penis for wanting to get back to the lecture.