Category Archives: Opinion
“I get a lot more of my news from uncomfortable urinal conversations when I decide to pee adjacent to another dude in an empty restroom than I do from the Daily.”
Mayfest was already asked to endure a hardcore pounding for a whole year, so a more subtle and sensual approach could act as better positive encouragement.
10:07 – red bull walking around? Giving out energy. Tastes like hand santitizer fucked an old eaten melon.
I just sat there in my chair, wondering how this happened and trying not to be labelled a gay-hating misogynist with a small penis for wanting to get back to the lecture.
I mean I had no idea. Pablo never once told me he had any sort of relationship with Kanye. The man is insanely modest.
How can we claim to be a liberal university when such crimes of bigotry are happening under our very noses?
Rhetoric on NU’s campus roils with a strong undercurrent of geesism.
William Jefferson Clinton is just the right man for the job. He has decades of experience in the political arena as former Governor of Arkansas and a brief stint in national politics.
Gone Greek Night is unique in that it is possibly the only time of the year before Dillo Day where pounding five shots of Skol at 3:30 in the afternoon is expected, not shunned.