January 11, 2012
EVANSTON – As Northwestern students are welcomed back to school for the 2012 winter quarter, people are looking forward to the new crop of pledges into the Greek system. However, some NU students are participating in a new fad sweeping the nation, the Fantasy Sorority League, or FSL for short. Based on more well-known fantasy [...]
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January 11, 2012
DES MOINES – Last Tuesday, Iowans gathered in gyms, homes, and other buildings across the state to discuss who their favorite old white guys were. Herds of people thronged in and around buildings. They stood around and talked for a while. Some people waved signs with pretty decorations. There was a lot of shouting. Then [...]
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December 27, 2011
NORTH KOREA- On November 23rd, the nation of North Korea was nearly engulfed by the Pacific Ocean, becoming the most recent victim to rising sea levels this year. While most scientists have attributed this natural occurrence to melting ice caps and global warming, North Korean leader Kim Jong Il begged to differ, stating that he [...]
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November 28, 2011
The witness told The Flipside that “every time we tried to talk him down, he just kept stroking his ego more and more."
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November 23, 2011
"[T]he legacy of Northwestern football will no longer be defined by mediocre success but rather by the monstrosities of one man’s actions."
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November 23, 2011
EVANSTON – In a move to appeal to an increasingly Internet-centric youth, Northwestern University will be offering a major in Meme Studies, Assistant Dean for Curriculum Joan Linsenmeier announced yesterday. Northwestern will become the first major university to offer a degree in the up-and-coming science of Internet memes. This announcement comes in response to years [...]
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November 22, 2011
HOLLYWOOD – Kristen Stewart, star of the recently released Breaking Dawn film, has finally displayed some recognizable emotion other than apathy, The Flipside reports. Known for her unorthodox methods that generally revolve around an inability to portray human traits or emotions, Stewart has always credited her success to the techniques of method acting. Method acting, [...]
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November 22, 2011
WASHINGTON — In the wake of Herman Cain’s sex scandal, Newt Gringrich has surged to the top of the polls as the new Republican front-runner for the 2012 election. Ron Paul, a longtime Congressman from Texas, is not happy with the recent turn of events. “This is bullshit,” says Paul. “My turn was totally after [...]
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November 21, 2011
CHICAGO- The citizenry of Chicago was struck with awe today as they read the lyrics to Nirvana’s “Smells Like Teen Spirit” that 16 year old Roland Buchanan had posted on Facebook early this morning. At 8:15 AM, students at Evanston Township High School saw Buchanan typing on his cell phone during a math lesson. “That [...]
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November 21, 2011
WASHINGTON – Last Wednesday, Oscar Ramiro Ortega-Hernandez fired a semiautomatic rifle at the White House, expecting to slay the building and take down the government. “I kept hearing on the news these crazy things the White House was doing,” said Ortega-Hernandez. “Katie Couric told me that ‘The White House finally passed its healthcare overhaul.’ Brian [...]
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Added on September 18, 2011
Gingrich Forgets to Mention Reagan in Debate Response, Support Plummets by 10%
Area Stoner Smokes Super Bowl
JoePa’s Death Good PR Move
Northwestern to Start 2012 Academic Year in 2013
Northwestern Opens New Study Abroad Program in Plex
GOP Nominates Meryl Streep For President
Chinese Students Fail to Recognize Chinese-New-Year-Themed Food
Evanston Community Bemoans the End of Bemoaning TKOE
Evanston Mayor Tisdahl to Close Keg, Frats, Reinstate Prohibition
Mayor Tisdahl to Shut Down 
