Tag Archive | "Band Aid"

Dillo Day Issue: Top 10 Reasons Nelly Wears a Band-aid

Dillo Day Issue: Top 10 Reasons Nelly Wears a Band-aid

  1. He got hit when he let loose his “Pimp Juice”
  2. He wasn’t paying attention when the ump said “Batter Up”
  3. It got a little rough when she went over to “My Place”
  4. “Tip drill” gone bad
  5. “Ridin’” with an Axe Murderer
  6. Angry Redneck attacked him for correcting his “Country Grammar”
  7. Cut himself opening the only copy sold of “Brass Knuckles”
  8. To cover up the scuff mark when he was kicked in the face by some “Air Force Ones”
  9. Got a little too close to her “Tail Feather”
  10. Burnt himself testing out “Grillz”

Posted in Entertainment, Local, No. 37Comments (0)


Headlines

  • Gingrich Forgets to Mention Reagan in Debate Response, Support Plummets by 10%Gingrich Forgets to Mention Reagan in Debate Response, Support Plummets by 10%
  • Area Stoner Smokes Super BowlArea Stoner Smokes Super Bowl
  • JoePa’s Death Good PR MoveJoePa’s Death Good PR Move
  • Northwestern to Start 2012 Academic Year in 2013Northwestern to Start 2012 Academic Year in 2013
  • Northwestern Opens New Study Abroad Program in PlexNorthwestern Opens New Study Abroad Program in Plex
  • See More

Radio

Flipside Magazine

Celebrity Gossip

See More

Get Adobe Flash playerPlugin by wpburn.com wordpress themes