He has already texted his parents about his date, and he hopes to get coffee on the Lakefill with her before it freezes over.
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Some former dancers have revealed the particularly decrepit conditions inside “the tent,” as it’s popularly called on the inside.
Sources say executive members hope to top their earnings from last year so they can help more starving children or people with cancer or something like that.
These struggles come as a surprise after many in the media predicted Bush to be the top candidate to reach the half-money deadline over the last couple years.
Queen B tweeted a picture of her magnificent thighs emblazoned with a large purple ‘N’ and the caption “Coming for you xo.”
DM officials are investigating the serious possibility that last year’s complete absence of fainting frat bros was due to blood doping and other performance enhancing drugs.
Here are some guidelines so you can successfully eat, sleep, and breathe Dance Marathon.
The Flipside thinks the money can be better spent on biweekly Dillo Days for the next two decades, or a few windows in Blomquist Gymnasium, and maybe another fan or two.
Charleston and the ACLU claim that dancing for so long is both “degrading to human dignity” and “patently unnecessary,” thereby meeting two of the principles that would render the punishment “cruel and unusual.”
In the past three days people have put over $2000 in his cup, shouting words of encouragement such as “Dance for the kids!” and “Do it for Joseph!”