Author Profile: Allison Ortega
Four out of five dentists agree that Allison is the best president ever; Obama has nothing on her. She smells like lilac, and knows HTML. She is also proud to have the same first name as Brian’s mom, Allison. Among her other talents, Allison is the third in the line of blonde Flipside presidents, and she is definitely the SafeRide driver whose car you’ve thrown up in. You may recognize Allison from that “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up” commercial, where she fell and couldn’t get up. Allison currently holds the Guinness World Record for most consecutive pushups done while also doing yoga.