Where do all the uneaten chickpeas go? A Qatar-based cryptocurrency is only the beginning of the story…
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“I emailed evites for my dog’s birthday party after six glasses of wine. It’s not an exceptional skill!”
“Do they mean, like, 10% of the population of whales? Or like, do they mean they get to keep a flipper or something?”
Rather than having to put in user details, the app uses the camera to do a facial scan and delivers a verdict of “Honey, No, Come on.”
Step 1? Education. Step 2? Cologne overdose. Step 3? Employment.
“It’s the darnedest thing!” squeaked manager Mark Shales.
Local Bobb residents who were given a special look at the fragrance also speak to its exquisite indescribability
“We’re looking to spread our brand throughout the entire campus and dominate dining services at Northwestern.”
“Leave the chauffeur 20% and you’re not only depriving yourself of yacht money, but you’re also depriving him of the chance to earn himself the dignity of honest work.”
If the career fair hasn’t gotten you down yet, your dwindling student checking account definitely has. It’s time to get a job.