“Fucking has always been the foundation of our relationship, and no amount of love we have can ever change that.”
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Students have been advised to ask the Rock out for a cup of coffee or a nice dinner before taking things to the next level.
“You know, it’s guys like him that remind you that chivalry isn’t dead. It’s just creepy and horny.”
“I’ll try to cut down the foreplay to the first two seconds so we can get right into the action.”
After years of what Turman’s mother referred to as “boring, missionary sex,” she was finally ready to “take off the mom jeans and put on the edible underwear.”
Reports from Allison Hall coming in just moments ago indicate that a couple upstairs is, in fact, really going at it right now.
“Nah, I don’t need Sex 101. I’m no beginner to pleasuring women. I bet I could teach that professor a thing or two.”
Although specific phobias affect about 12 percent of the general population, heterophobia is spreading at an unprecedented rate.
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Athletes like Wilson, however, who are either introverted, in committed relationships back home, or sixteen-year-old figure skating prodigies, are happy to merely get laid a couple dozen times during their trip.